reinventing the whee!

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Feb 15, 2010

Among the grants awarded by the US government to stimulate the, um, economy, intrepid researchers have found this line item:

$219,000 to the National Institutes of Health to study whether female college students are more likely to have casual sex when they are drunk;

Unless I'm mistaken male college students have been studying that very question intensively for generations. NIH might save time and money by consulting the scientific records at frat houses.