You could buy 43 tons of food for the hungry, or....

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Sep 25, 2004

You live in Orange, California. The cost of living is high, and times are tough. You fall behind on your mortgage payments. You're desperate. Where do you turn?

Ah, but since you're a faithful Catholic-- never miss Sunday Mass, never fail to throw something into the collection-- you know that you can turn to your parish priest for help.

You call, asking to speak with him. He's friendly, sympathetic. He invites you over to his house for a chat.

What's wrong with this picture?