threats we can live with

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Nov 14, 2005

Rachel Zoll reports that the Doomsday Doc has provoked some of the least shudder-producing threats ever uttered:

Anticipating the Vatican pronouncement, some gay priests are discussing collectively staying away from pulpits on a Sunday to show how much the church relies on them. Other priests said they were considering revealing their sexual orientation to parishioners. Some are contemplating "outing' gay bishops who would be called upon to enforce the new guidelines.

Please, gentlemen, put all three plans into action. This is a lesson you need to teach us often. And while you're at it, take the rest of the week off.