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Pillow Talk: How DARE you suggest I'm unfaithful!

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Apr 28, 2005

A parable.

November 9, 1988
Arlene: Something the matter, dear?
Fred: (sigh) The elections. Maybe next time we'll get a president who'll make bigamy legal. Then Marcy will be able to join us in the sack. Mustn't give up hope.

November 4, 1992
Arlene: Something the matter, dear?
Fred: (sigh) The elections. Maybe next time we'll get a president who'll make bigamy legal. Then Charlotte will be able to join us in the sack. Mustn't give up hope.

November 6, 1996
Arlene: Something the matter, dear?
Fred: (sigh) The elections. Maybe next time we'll get a president who'll make bigamy legal. Then Jenny will be able to join us in the sack. Mustn't give up hope.

November 8, 2000
Arlene: Something the matter, dear?
Fred: (sigh) The elections. Maybe next time we'll get a president who'll make bigamy legal. Then Shonda will be able to join us in the sack. Mustn't give up hope.

November 3, 2004
Arlene: Something the matter, dear?
Fred: (sigh) The elections. Maybe next time we'll get a president who'll make bigamy legal. Then Heather will be able to join us in the sack. Mustn't give up hope.
Arlene: Whose hope, dear?

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