and here's another thing to worry about

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Feb 10, 2006

In a report that would have gladdened the heart of W.C. Fields, environmentalists now say that the consumption of bottled water is putting undue strain on Mother Earth.

While anxiously wondering what we'll hear next-- is Mom's applie pie carcinogenic? does outdoor exercise cause kidney failure-- I think I'll just double-check to make sure the latest research was not done by a scientist named Jack Daniels.