"My Way"

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Feb 14, 2005

Canon 285 §1 Clerics are to shun completely everything that is unbecoming to their state, in accordance with the provisions of particular law.

§2 Clerics are to avoid whatever is foreign to their state, even when it is not unseemly.

§3 Clerics are to remember to tip the bass player -- or at least to buy him a Seagrams-&-Seven -- even if the keyboard has one of those rhythm switches that makes him largely superfluous.

Aye aye, sir.