metaphysician hunt?

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Mar 15, 2007

From Duxbury, Massachusetts, home of America's first squeezable contact lens wetting solution container, comes ... I'm not sure what:

Dr. Kendra, that is, is it not, a Roman collar ...?

Reverend Dr. Kendra Vaughan Hovey is the founding Elder High Priestess and Metaphysician of the First Church of Wicca. Starting as a Solitary Practitioner at the age of 11, she joined an Eclectic Coven while attaining her first college degree in Rhode Island. She was Initiated and Ordained by the Dark Forest Coven in 1989. She branched off from the mother hive and led a new coven for several years until her career forced her to leave the group. From there, she continued to practice Solitary Wicca while studying at the University of Metaphysics, and has since obtained her Doctorate in Ministry, specializing in Pastoral Counseling. She is currently studying for her Ph.D. in Holistic Ministry at the American Institute of Holistic Theology. Reverend Dr. Kendra is an Ordained Metaphysical Minister with the International Metaphysical Ministry and an Ordained Elder High Prie --

There's more -- lots more -- where that comes from. One can imagine her auditors would resort to almost any measure to put an end to the stream of depressing New Age cheer. Did you ever think you'd feel vague twinges of sympathy for the DA's office in 17th century Salem?