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By ( articles ) | Jan 20, 2011

An English playwright, capitalizing on BBC's celebration of the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible to promote his own peculiar agenda, has announced his belief that King David was homosexual.

Uriah the Hittite was not available for comment.

Showing his erudition as a student of the Scriptures, Howard Brenton went on to say that David’s friendship with Jonathan was the “only gay relationship” in the Bible.

The residents of Sodom were not available for comment.