Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle...
... and he might be embarrassed to admit it, if scientists are right, and chimps are more highly evolved than humans. Now there's an angle that Darwinism hasn't covered.
Notice that there is no case on record of a chimp endorsing the theory of evolution. Maybe they're trying to tell us something.
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