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By Diogenes (articles ) | Oct 28, 2009

Diocese altering rituals in swine flu precaution

That's the top headline in today's Boston Globe. So it must be a big story. The lede certainly confirms that impression:

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston, reacting to the hastening spread of swine flu, yesterday recommended he suspension of two central rituals of worship:

Wow! They're suspending central rituals?! That sure is a big story. So they won't be celebrating Mass in Boston? And they won't… Wait; what's the second "central ritual of worship" in the Catholic Church? Let's read on:

It urged that priests stop sharing consecrated wine with parishioners at Communion, and that worshipers forgo shaking hands or hugging during the “sign of peace’’ at Mass.

Ah. So they will be celebrating Mass after all; they just won't be sharing from the chalice. But at Mass they won't be shaking hands. Thus do we learn that in Catholicism today, a handshake is a "central ritual of worship."

This novel understanding of theology is carried in the lead story published by the largest newspaper in a community where, theoretically, Catholics make up by far the largest religious bloc. But then if you're up on your current reading, you know that the largest religious bloc in the Boston area today is actually composed of ex-Catholics. And suddenly it all makes sense.


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  • Posted by: John Chrysostom - Nov. 03, 2009 10:52 AM ET USA

    There is no historical evidence that the common Chalice has caused a pandemic and partaking of it should not be stopped. I am not a fan of the handshake, but stopping it in hopes of reducing germ transfer is saying that the Lord cannot manage it (really bad theology). -- As to the large number of ex-Catholics in Boston, the Church needs to look at why they are ex-Catholics. Most didn't stop believing. They were chased away and then embraced something else that fulfilled their need.

  • Posted by: - Oct. 29, 2009 11:53 AM ET USA

    Can we make that "ritual" universal? Why in Boston only? We in California have far more malignant germs. And what is "consecrated wine"?

  • Posted by: peggyann - Oct. 29, 2009 7:22 AM ET USA

    Let's take this opportunity to finally put away the silliness of handshaking and hugging once for all. A simple smile and a nod to the neighbor should be sufficient. Let's save our hugs for those closest to us - our families.

  • Posted by: TheJournalist64 - Oct. 28, 2009 7:32 PM ET USA

    Unfortunately, the largest religious bloc in any newspaper is made up of uninformed and unchurched idiots.