no one asked us, but ...

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Jul 04, 2005

I sympathize with L.A. Catholic's suggestion of introducing a How Am I Presiding? 800-number to be prominently displayed on the back of every polyester chasuble. The problem, of course, is that the phone would never be answered at the other end. Still, it would sometimes be a relief to leave a really candid report on the Diocesan Liturgy Office answering machine, even in the knowledge that the gal who empties the ashtrays and wastebaskets was instructed to delete all messages unheard.

If your pastor put the question to you, what would you tell him?