Greeley takes the high road
By Diogenes ( articles ) | Mar 12, 2004
Last month's Catholic World Report took a parodic poke at Fr. Andrew Greeley. It seems that Greeley now wants to parodize himself. He gives us the right and wrong interpretations of the National Review Board's findings in today's Chicago Sun-Times:
Although 81 percent of abusers were homosexuals, it does not follow that all gay men or all gay priests are abusers.
Gosh. You've got me there, Father.
In fact, my own research (reported in Priests: A Calling in Crisis, published recently by the University of Chicago Press) shows that ...
(I am not making this up.)
... shows that some 16 percent of priests are gay and three-fifths of them have lived celibate lives (as opposed to four-fifths of heterosexual priests).
Exactly. Patrick Ziemann lived a celibate life from August 1978 to February 1979, not counting the Fridays of Lent. And 60% of his chums can say the same.
Mature gay men seek sexual partners among other mature gay men. Immature gays go after junior high school boys.
And mature gay bishops ... use their beeper and the building fund? "But he was almost eighteen, Your Honor!"
Blaming homosexuals for the sex abuse crisis is part of a larger syndrome in which a certain proportion of American society (and of American Catholics) display their deep-seated hatred for gay men and women. Shame on them for not realizing that God loves them as much as He loves everyone else!
Put that way, God loves the guy with a weakness for bestiality too. I'm unaware that I have a deep-seated hatred for such a man, but I wouldn't buy a ham salad sandwich from him. OK, let's leave Father Greeley to breathe into a paper bag for a few minutes and bring his pulse back down while we revisit his 1987 autobiography, Confessions of a Parish Priest:
It is not unlikely, in my judgment, that sexuality, indeed perverse sexuality, will be to the Bernardin Archdiocese of Chicago what financial corruption was to the Cody Archdiocese of Chicago. I hasten to add that I do not question the Cardinal's own sexual orientation. (Some who do not know him but are aware of the prevalence of it in Chicago do have their doubts.) From the years during which I knew him well (or thought I did), I would say that he is at least as heterosexual as I am and enjoys women as much as I do. The difficulty is his apparent unwillingness to face a terribly serious crisis and act decisively on it.
Edifying, isn't it?
Scapegoating gays for the problems of the church (and society) is a sickness not unlike racism and anti-Semitism and anti-Catholic Nativism, and appeals to the same kind of twisted personalities as these other prejudices.
Couldn't have put it better myself.
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