By Diogenes ( articles ) | Aug 10, 2007
This morning I cut myself while shaving. If the police choose to investigate the incident I promise my full cooperation. All questions should be directed to the law firm of Waffel & Howe, which I have engaged in connection with this unfortunate matter.
No story here, folks. Can't imagine why you're interested.
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