...and to end famine, burn crops
How do you respond to a crime wave?That's easy; disband the police force.
Bothered by mice in your home? Don't worry; just leave plenty of cookie crumbs on the kitchen floor.
Caught in a thunderstorm on the golf course? Relax. Just run to the highest point you can find, and stick a 9-iron in the air.
I know what you're thinking: that I must be a genius to think of these solutions. But I can't take all the credit for myself; I've been learning from Cardinal Martino.
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