By Diogenes (articles ) | May 02, 2003
"...of course we hardly could have expected anything else from him with that dreadful woman he married and he always wears the most appalling shirts I can't think why she lets him out of the house that way but as I was saying I think Sissie will be brought down a peg after the elections and oh I just love these cookies are they hazelnut that's my third already and I really shouldn't now my Jeffrey is doing quite well for himself he's pimping full time now in Vegas with a stable of twelve girls and a coke jag on the side of course he's far too fly to get hung up himself although I wonder about his girlfriend Cynthia at times and he got a scrumptious new Mercedes sportscar thing kind of a caramel color and I feel I'd almost like to eat the upholstery no I mustn't oh well alright one more won't do any harm and he bought another condo in Vale I mean his clients use it on weekends but he does during the week and Jolene she's my youngest got married again no that's her third well I say married I mean she moved in with another woman but they share the utilities and custody of the children she's got one from Mitch and one from that complete sleaze Brandon with the sideburns and her friend or spouse or whatever is a PhD and it's a very stabilizing relationship for her and so good for the kids and I'm so proud I could pop you can see the beach from their patio tho' I'm just the weeniest bit jealous of Megan because her Jamie you know Jamie Neale of course well he's been going great guns in DVD-porn and has just been given the distributorship for the whole of Northern California and all of Oregon well Megan's in seventh heaven and I can't blame her thanks just a Sweet-n-Low I mean that's 400 thou a year minimum plus salary and it's recession proof and he's not thirty yet I think she's entitled to brag a little but my dear did you hear the dreadful news about Tina's boy I mean it's too devastating I don't know what I'd do in her well he joined a seminary to be a priest well of course I'm sure you wouldn't just make up something like that about someone especially a friend well but how could she tell anyone pass the cookies please I mean I only found out through Jeannie and she made me swear I wouldn't say a well she'll have to leave the golf club and the Junior League how could she show her face I and a seminary of all places with bishops and detectives and lawyers and police swarming all over the place I mean how she must feel!"
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