see what you get for $1.8 million?

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Nov 19, 2009

Researchers at New York's John Jay College of Criminal Justice were unable to find a connection between priests who shave their legs and global climate change:

Some Catholic leaders have contended that because 80 percent of the abuse victims were male, the crisis must have been caused by gay priests acting out. But Dr. Terry said she found that abusers were confused about their sexuality and had poor social skills, but had no clear pattern of homosexual behavior.

I guess that settles that.