and for $6 million, maybe he'd shut up

By ( articles ) | Jan 18, 2006

If you believe everything that you read, then you shouldn't be surprised to hear that Mehmet Ali Agca, freshly released from a Turkish prison, has offered:

• to reveal who told him to kill Pope John Paul, in exchange for $5 million
• to play himself in a movie, for a fee of about $5 million
• to hunt down Osama bin Laden, for a bounty of $5 million

Hmmm. I see a common thread here...