By Diogenes ( articles ) | Jul 30, 2008
Tom Roeser reports that two seminarians enrolled in Mundelein seminary were talking about touching with a Rockford, Illinois youth when their h-bombs went off. According to Roeser, Bishop Doran of Rockford withdrew all of his students from Mundelein. Fear of radiation contamination could be a factor in the bishop’s decision. Undoubtedly, Cardinal George will carefully study the matter, if the report is true.
In other news, insiders believe that Tuscon Bishop Kicanas will be serving only shirley temples at the November USCCB meeting, and that Chicago's Vicar Fr. John "Bird" Canary will be sure that there are no inappropriate lines of questioning from the likes of Doran.
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