YOIKS!!! AVAUNT!!! WE ARE UNDONE!!!

By Fr. Wilson ( articles ) | Sep 01, 2003

The fiendish plot of the Polish Pope to assume the mantle of Holy Roman Emperor of Europe has been undone by a particularly astute example of British intuitive analysis of Catholicism appearing in the U.K. Spectator.

We must not fear! It is still not too late!! But having been uncovered, we must act quickly. ASSEMBLE THE ARMADA! We shall yet see all of Europe acknowledging the Tiara and Keys, and learning by heart the Syllabus of Errors. Inshallah. Oh- er, I meant: DEUS VULT!