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By Diogenes ( articles ) | Sep 09, 2010

News item:

 At a conference in London, Arthur Sulzberger Jr conceded that someday the New York Times Company will be forced to stop publishing a printed paper.

Try to control your emotions. If you get teardrops all over the page, the print will blur and you won't be able to do the crossword puzzle.