So far away...

By Diogenes ( articles ) | Apr 03, 2003

Iraqi (Dis)Information Minister Mohammed Sayid al-Sahhaf insists that as of April 3-- which, we should notice, is well after April Fool's Day-- US forces are "not within 100 miles" of Baghdad.

Hmmm. Interesting.

But just to give credit where credit is due, if they're not within 100 miles, shouldn't he acknowledge that the TV reporters accompanying those US troops must have awfully good zoom lens?