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Posted by: -
Sep. 11, 2003 6:24 PM ET USA
I take my hat off to Psuedo-D. By far the better suggestion.
Posted by: Pseudodionysius -
Sep. 11, 2003 12:05 AM ET USA
We can do better. Perhaps a series of Lukewarm Bishop inaction figures. When you pull the string they mouth a series of warm platitudes, perhaps comment on the "Energy Field" around you [the Wiccan doll] and ask how you feel about the 10 commandments. Could also be sold separately with civilian clothes so as not to alarm secular buyers.
Posted by: -
Sep. 10, 2003 5:34 PM ET USA
I don't own a beverage company, but I do have a dog. I bid $5 for Emma to be the official dog of CWNews.