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America's newest bishop

By Diogenes (articles ) | Apr 01, 2003

"I'm going to crack some heads," the newly appointed bishop said, when asked how he would deal with sex-abuse allegations. "Let me tell you, all those pansies at the seminary better start packing their bags right now, because when I get there..."

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No, of course it never happened. But wasn't it nice to pretend?

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