Ten Best Dressed
By Diogenes (articles ) | May 22, 2003
Many progressive priests have grown beyond cassock-and-biretta "Ghetto Catholicism":
Just three years ago, John Furdek was preaching before a Villa Park congregation. Today, the former pastor of St. Alexander Catholic Church is in prison for using the Internet to arrange a drug deal and sexual encounter with a 14-year-old boy in Wisconsin. Furdek, 50, was sentenced in Racine County Circuit Court Monday to 15 years in prison for attempted second-degree sexual assault of a child.
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THE DEFENDANT. Thinking of jumping bail? This desert camo combo will help you go places! Sturdy twill trousers and reversible jacket double as evening wear in Costa Rica. As pictured, $960.
THE PENNIES FROM LEAVENWORTH. Ahoy there! Naughty Navy Chaplains inspired this fetching fatigue cover-all in delectable denim. Reinforced knee and elbow keeps you in style at work and at play. As pictured, $750. Stenciling extra.
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