By Diogenes (articles ) | Nov 23, 2006
Flipping through Alitalia's in-flight magazine some time ago I was amused to come across a Flight Attendant Employment Preliminary Application form. In among the usual questions (name, date of birth, education, etc.), this one caught my eye: "Sa nuotare (do you know how to swim)?" I thought it a good illustration of Italy's "tempered optimism" about how well its own most elaborate projects may be expected to work in reality.
More recently I was directed to another application form, this for priestly ordination in the Catholic Diocese of One Spirit, which describes itself as "The Pastoral Church at the Dawn of the New Christian Era." Here we find a wider range of questions, as befits the august vocation to full-time pastoral ministry, including
Name of Significant Other?
Hobbies or Avocations?
Philosophy of Life?
Motivating personal values?
(my favorite:) What does progressive Catholicism, unburdened by required dogmas, mean to you?
Happily we're given a roster of the men and women who successfully made it through the selection process and are currently serving, at the dawn of the new Christian era, as clergy. Some, alas, are still kept in the shadows because of the remote danger of veracity. You have to love the justification offered for the underground church:
United States of America
The Catholic Diocese of One Spirit is honored to be able to encourage and validate the calling to priestly ministry of women. Among the most remarkable women alive today are thousands of Roman Catholic nuns, many of whom are called to ordination. Our "incognita" priest is a prominent Roman Catholic sister. She has been ordained "in camera." Just as Rome designates cardinals "in camera" and then is justified in denying their identities because of the grave danger of persecution if such designation becomes known, so too do we ordain current Roman Catholic nuns (others are in the pipeline) "in camera" and deny identifying them. Sadly, this is because of the real danger of rejection, ejection and homelessness which would befall them from their own church if such ordination were known. God bless these brave and dedicated women!
One day, perhaps, Sister X will be excamerated. We'll all be the better for it.
The attractions of membership in a church that is unburdened by required dogmas and that accepts American Express are obvious. Yet methinks anyone inclined to climb aboard this particular ark would do well to ask himself one question:
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Posted by: Italiana -
Nov. 25, 2006 9:26 AM ET USA
Not being able to swim doesn't bother them. After their ordinations they'll be able to walk on water.
Posted by: Janet Baker -
Nov. 24, 2006 9:31 PM ET USA
You forgot to mention the part about the criminal records. By the way - they gush how Jesus accepted the children who were "to be seen and not heard." Then, a few lines down, they say abortion is just hunky-dorry. Aren't they consistent? If you read way down on the main page, it's just the same, tired New Age babble.
Posted by: ladybird -
Nov. 24, 2006 6:33 PM ET USA
If they can't noutare, then all these "ordinations" which they've been having are even more risky than previously thought! Haven't they all been held on boats out in the middle of some body of water or other?
Posted by: Gil125 -
Nov. 23, 2006 9:35 PM ET USA
Phil got into the Thanksgiving wine a little early, I think. Viva il vino.
Posted by: skilli -
Nov. 23, 2006 10:53 AM ET USA
Good one Phil! As a retired nurse I particularly appreciate the image!!!!!
Posted by: -
Nov. 23, 2006 10:08 AM ET USA
Phil says: "I don't think water is the principal danger these folks should fear." Unless it's holy water!
Posted by: -
Nov. 23, 2006 8:47 AM ET USA
Phil, it may be a little thing, but it seems to be indicative of an undeveloped, immature mentality. They want to play-act, but they don't seem to have simple knowledge, much less understanding or wisdom. Who have their teachers been? Where is the disciipline?
Posted by: Phil -
Nov. 23, 2006 7:49 AM ET USA
I dunno, Uncle Di. I don't think water is the principal danger these folks should fear. Just BTW, when the Pope withholds the name of a cardinal, the appointment is said to be made in pectore, not in camera. A little thing, but... To be accurate, then, you should have predicted that one day "Sister X will be expectorated."