parody enfeebled by reality
By Diogenes (articles ) | March 30, 2004 6:17 AM
Which headline is for real?
a) MARTHA SHIVS CELLMATE WITH CELERY
b) JUDGE TO KOBE: SIX MONTHS AS POOR CLARE NOVICE
c) BISHOP O'BRIEN SETS UP HELP-LINE
Sorry. Your first two guesses were wrong.
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Posted by: Pseudodionysius -
Mar. 30, 2004 10:17 PM ET USA
I wonder what he does if someone phones in a request for the sacrament of healing for someone involved in a hit and run? Dialtone, busy signal, or call waiting?
Posted by: -
Mar. 30, 2004 12:25 PM ET USA
Might as well have someone else do the 1,000 hours of community service than he, eh? By his reckoning, setting up the help line will count for the requirement. I don't think the court will be impressed.
Posted by: -
Mar. 30, 2004 10:14 AM ET USA
Does he get to drive when he goes to help someone?